November 2012
21 posts
every one else's followers: you're gorgeous
every one else's followers: i love you marry me?
every one else's followers: dont give up on live you're beautiful and worth it.
every one else's followers: hi im a really hot guy that you dont know and id like to cuddle with you all night while watching the notebook and ill give you a rose each day and sing you songs and let you fall asleep on my arms.
my followers: .................... *reblogs and likes every thing but makes no contact with me what so ever.*
my followers: reblogs this very post and still never says a word.
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
herondalegasm:
thewarblercry:
bowtiefightclub:
sararye:
cannibalcoalition:
afoxnamedtod:
Are there people who don’t reblog this?
I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books.
YOU CANT JUST KILL FRED AND FINNICK AND EXPECT ME TO KEEP MY CALM
OR HEDWIG
OR SNAPE
OR MAX
this is official tumblr christmas song....
the resume of Blaine Anderson's storyline on...
Blaine: hi I'm Blaine Anderson.
Blaine: love me.
Blaine: i used to be a warbler star, but now Sebastian is
Blaine: he wants to fuck me and hate my boyfriend
Blaine: i'm gonna keep a relationship with him
Blaine: calm down, we're just texting
Blaine: hey there's Quinn. Hi Quinn!
Blaine: wait, what is she doing?
Blaine: omg she's in a car accident
Blaine: everybody is looking at her
Blaine: she's getting all the attention
Blaine: this is my brother. I hate him cause he called me silly 10 years ago
Blaine: *cries singing another solo in the shower*
Blaine: this is kurt, my boyfriend
Blaine: he has a friend
Blaine: omg they are texting!
Blaine: kurt is cheating on me!
Blaine: i'm gonna accuse him in front of all his friends
Kurt: i was just texting him
Blaine: *makes a big drama, cries* its ok i forgive you
Blaine: kurt you gotta go to NYC, you cant stay here anymore
Blaine: omg kurt you left me, i'm so lonely
Blaine: hi Eli, let's fuck
Blaine: hey Kurt, I cheated on you cause you are too busy following your dreams. I'm sorry but its your fault that his cock was on my ass
Blaine: you should have been here for me while i got all the solos and main parts on plays and entered every single club in the school
Blaine: *audition for grease*
Blaine: oh i got the main character again!
Blaine: i cant cause i fucked another guy and i ruined my relationship
Blaine: *cries*
Blaine: *cries*
Blaine: *cries*
Me: ...
You: ...
The rest of the world: ...
Blaine: *Gets depressed over a break up*
Did you know it's impossible to say "Good eye...
sodamnrelatable:
Reblog if you tried it.
via sodamnrelatable
relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
demet3r:
the-trench-coat-fandom:
captainsbooty:
captainsbooty:
captainsbooty:
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is...
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
October 2012
16 posts
laughing-required:
lokis-army-at-221b:
thelaurenproject:
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
dont give him any ideas
that’s the best birthday present i could receive ಥ_ಥ
If you're not a PEASANT, reblog this.
thetrustysteed:
The notes.
You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this
Holy shit the notes!
September 2012
20 posts
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
lalala577:
My TV:
Me:
2 tags
1 tag
verythirsty:
if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
lolsofunny:
Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.
going to reblog this daily
via lolsofunny=)
